post Category: funny — dave so @ 11:56 pm — post

I had this really funny email today about junk mail through the post and how we can all do our bit to eliminate it and help the Royal Mail out too. If only we could do something similar with junk emails :P

When you get those “pre-approved” letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk,do
not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?

It costs them more than the regular postage “IF” and when they are returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away!
In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express … they might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC … in case their canteen packs up. You get the idea.
If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application form … after all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all … you are just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the post, but folks ….. we need to OVERWHELM them, in order to stop them.

Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it … Twice!

Let’s help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let’s help them so they will not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work —- maybe you’ll get very little junk mail anymore.

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